Waiting for Romance II

“So... couldn’t do it could you…?”
“Wrong. I did.”
“You did not.”
“Yup. Did.”
“So?”
“Walked up, kissed him, walked away.”
“And?”
“He goes… Where the hell are you going?”
“Ha! So you couldn’t do it.”
“I could… he couldn’t.”
“I thought we decided…”
“It was me?”
“Yeah.”
“Guess it’s not... or not just...”
“Guess not.”
“Totally.”

[Pause]

“So you did him.”
“Yeah. Or... well... he did me.”
“Again.”
“Like always.”
“And?”
“Right there.”
“Right there, where?”
“In the hall.”
“In the hall?”
“Kind of over the hall table.”
“...kind of?”
“It’s a narrow table.”
“Oh…”
“There’s a mirror over it.”
“No way, a mirror?”
“Totally.”

[Pause]

“Wasn’t that… weird?”
“What?”
“You know… the mirror.”
“Oh… yeah.”
“You’re grinning.”
“Yeah.”
“So it wasn’t that weird.”
“Kinky weird.”
“Hot weird?”
“Oh yeah."
"Duuuuuude."
"Totally.”

[Pause]

“And the romance?”
“It’s still… elusive.”
“Elusive.”
“Yeah.”
“Whoa, three syllables. Way to go.”
“Thanks, man.”
“So?”
“Oh, so yeah, elusive.”
“Right.”
“Not sure what to do about that yet.”
“Hmmm…”
“Totally.”